Rider Tunes

ONE WORD, "Throw Your Panties." That should sum it up. But if you're still wondering what this movies all about then Throw Your Panties is a film designed for people who like breathing air, eating food and watching internet porn. It's the film that will make your mother write a letter to her local congressman. It's a film not filmed on film so there for it's not a film at all. It's the video that makes haters go "that film is gay." It's a film that's better with tequila. It's love at first sight when you're a blind man in traffic. It's the second cheapest film on the shelf. It's the film that you don't play when you finally bring a girl home because she will think you're an idiot and know you'll never buy her a diamond ring. It's the film that if you hate it, it will make you look rich because you can use it as a drink coastere and no poor man uses $25 drink coasters. It will never run away when you need it most. It's the film that makes you feel like chopping onions while a dust storm is a blowing. It's the film that will remind you that snowboarding is still for dick heads like you, but most of all it's a film that WILL turn your brains to shit.